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It’s Impossible that My Evil Overlord is So Cute

“Finally, I beat the evil overlord,

then I have to participate in the war to save the alien princess…

then finally, it’s all over now. I can enjoy a quiet life!”

Xun Shenxing returned to his Sakura Apartment and opened his favorite old computer.

“Want to know the meaning of life? Want to live… a real life? Y/N” (Yes/No Problem)

“I choose to die.”

This is a story about a landlord. In order to increase tenants and enhance his earnings, he has to solve problems for his tenants (For example, save the world).

It’s Impossible that My Evil Overlord is So Cute – Chapter 86

Chapter 86: Flowers, Girls, and the Guardian Shield (14)

 

“WooHoo, woohoo…”

 

As Keikain Haruka watched the big hole that had suddenly appeared in a daze, Moli’s voice came out from the hole. Keikain Haruka’s vision had been enhanced by her magic spell. She could see through the smoke and found that Moli was climbing out of the hole using her hands and feet.

 

What kind of joke was this? How could the girl still be healthy and active after she was hit directly by the Half Giant Door? Even if she was an S-rank monster, she shouldn’t be completely fine. Finally, the onmyoji girl realized that she couldn’t defeat Moli alone. She ground her teeth and waved her hands. Series of magical papers flew out and turned into a group of white pigeons. As Moli was trying to climb out of the hole, just as she was going to succeed, the group of pigeons surrounded her and pecked at her hands, making her fall to the bottom of the hole. Moli covered her head with her hands and screamed with pain.

 

At the same time, Keikain Haruka tried to stir up her spirit and ran towards Miyama Chihaya, grabbing her arm and said, “Hold me, let’s go!”

 

“Gee? What? What’s happening?” Miyama Chihaya was still in a daze. At first, she had just come to buy some soy sauce. She didn’t even understand what happened, then she had been pulled by Keikain Haruka and was sitting on Haruka’s magic book, and leaving the place together with Haruka.

 

After that, Moli finally flew out of the hole with superman’s classic pose and showed an expression of “I almost forget that I can fly because I haven’t used it for a long time!” on her face.

 

This time, the sound of the police sirens had gradually gotten closer from afar. Moli cocked her head and thought for three seconds, then made a decision: By customary rule, if she had any problems, just let landlord deal with them. Then she cast an invisibility spell on herself and flew towards Xu Shenxing’s location.

 

On the other side, Keikain Haruka had flown away from the place. However, due to her cloudy consciousness, she finally dropped down from the sky together with Miyama Chihaya. Fortunately, they were flying above the sea, so after they fell down, they didn’t injure themselves seriously.

 

Haruka’s magic book was made of an unknown material. After Haruka fainted, it still kept its large size and floated on the sea like a mattress, which offered Chihaya a foothold after she had saved Haruka from drowning.

 

“Are we going to manage to survive out on the sea? Give me a break, I don’t like that…” Miyama Chihaya complained. She used her schoolbag as a paddle, rowing the magic book over the water. “By the way, it’s already very late. Has my grandfather starved to death?”

 

Fortunately, after a while, Haruka woke up.

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It’s Impossible that My Evil Overlord is So Cute – Chapter 83

Translator: WuWang

Editor: bollockz

I have bad news for you all. Cherry will be working on another novel from now on so I intend to take over “Starchild Escapes Arranged Marriage”. However, I can’t translate “Starchild Escapes Arranged Marriage” and “It’s Impossible that My Evil Overlord is So Cute” at the same time. That would take me too much time. Therefore, there must be a choice made. Which one do you guys want me to translate? The result will depend on your comments.

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It’s Impossible that My Evil Overlord is So Cute – Chapter 82

Chapter 82: Flowers, Girls, and the Guardian Shield (10)

 

Konoe Syuushi was one of the guards at Kanishino Girl’s High School. Today, he got a headache – Including him, it seemed that every guard had lost a part of their memories.

 

“Was it because someone sneaked into the school and erased our memories?” He murmured as he walked along his patrol route.

 

Immediately, he laughed and said to himself, “How it possible? This is the real world, not a novel or game.”

 

The next moment, a hand reached out from the tree behind him and tightly gripped his neck. Soon afterwards, he fainted due to hypoxia… It seemed that he would lose another piece of his memory.

 

“Whoa! You did it again! And you were not using ‘wrestling’!”

 

Sakurakouji muttered. She had followed Xu Shenxing and saw everything he did.

 

“No problem. I have let the spirit ghosts fly to the sky to overlook this area. After we finish clearing this patrol point, nothing ahead will stop us.” Xu Shenxing dragged the guard into the bush and stripped off the guard’s uniform.

 

“Geeee! Kamisama!” Sakurakouji blushed. She covered her eyes with her hands, then opened her eyes wide, peeping at Xu Shenxing through her fingers. “E-even if you’re not picky, but I don’t think that this guy is a good choice as your male companion…”

 

“Nope. I just think that this guy’s size is about my size. It should be no problem to wear his uniform to pretend to be a guard for me.”

 

“I-I see…”

 

“Why do you look so disappointed?”

 

“I-i-i-i-i-illusion! It’s just your imagination!”

 

“Nah. Never mind… Anyway, I’m going to take off my clothes. Can you please turn around?”

 

“Boooo…”

 

“Why’re you so disgruntled…”

 

As they talked, maybe due to the cold air, naked Konoe Syuushi sneezed and woke up. In the next moment, he saw that a strange man was squatting in front of him and going to strip off his clothes.

 

Before he screamed with fear, Xu Shenxing had punched his stomach. He rolled his eyes and fainted again.

 

“Why’re you so skillful…”

 

“Because I have done such things many times…” Xu Shenxing recalled his past. At that time, he was still at the age of a high school student. In the other world, he and his partners had sneaked into the evil overlord’s territory, and due to lack of experience, he had instantly exposed his identity. Finally, him and his partners had to defeat the demon army there, making their stealth attempt become a great war of recovering the lost Human Alliance territory.

 

Incidentally, the part Xu Shenxing missed the most was that he still had had thick hair at that time.

 

“By the way, Sakurakouji, aren’t you a student here? Why did you sneak into the school with me?”

 

“Isn’t it the miko’s responsibility to follow her god?” The girl

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It’s Impossible that My Evil Overlord is So Cute – Chapter 81

Chapter 81: Flowers, Girls, and the Guardian Shield (9)

 

After leaving the classroom block, Chihaya found herself with nothing special to do. It was time for the noble students to have their afternoon tea and most of the civilian students would be taking part in club activities or reviewing their lessons at this time.

 

As for the noble students, some of them were also taking part in club activities, whilst others were holding the tea party in the school backyard .

 

As a civilian student, Chihaya didn’t want to take part in the noble students’ tea party – Of course, if she wanted to attend, the members of the tea party would be glad to see her arrival.

 

Therefore, she walked to the school cortile, then saw several lower grade students circling around a tree and worriedly looking upwards at the tree. As she was free now, Chihaya walked over to them and also looked up at the tree.

 

Soon afterwards, she understood what these children were looking at. A white kitten was lying on the end of a tree branch. In front of it, there was a green snake winding around the root of the branch and hissing at it.

 

The kitten was so scared that it didn’t dare to jump off the tree. If the situation continued like this, the kitten would be eaten by the snake.

 

Those children circling around the tree were trying to save the kitten, but none of them knew how to climb the tree. Besides, they were afraid of the snake.

 

“Didn’t Nanako go call the teachers? Haven’t any teachers come yet?”

 

“Where are the guards? Why don’t they come here to patrol? When we need them, we just can’t see any of them!”

 

“What should we do? Should we go to the Physical Education Office to take a cushion and place it under the kitten?”

 

Eventually, they were only chattering like a flock of sparrows but made no progress. The kitten was scared and hissed even more, but the snake was unaffected and kept crawling towards it.

 

Chihaya looked at the white kitten with pity, but she just lowered her head and was going to leave the cortile because she didn’t know how to climb the tree either. She could offer no help. Besides, when she was a child, she was once bullied by other children. The weak will stand as easy prey to the strong. She knew the meaning of this proverb better than the noble students who lived like flowers in a greenhouse.

 

Just then, she felt someone pulling the corner of her clothes. She turned back, then saw the girl named Moli standing behind her.

 

“Do you want to save the kitten?” The little girl asked and looked up at her with a straight face.

 

The afternoon sunlight shone on the cortile. The little girl’s smooth skin reflected the sunlight, making her, whose body

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