It’s Impossible that My Evil Overlord is So Cute

It’s Impossible that My Evil Overlord is So Cute – Chapter 96

Chapter 96: Become a God From Today On (8)

The Bureau of Onmyō, as a supernatural phenomenon monitoring agency, inherited from the Heian period, is undoubtedly the highest authority of Japan.

Unlike China, where new generations of cultivators are trained through ‘sects’, the vast majority of ultra-capable in Japan are descended from Onmyō families – these people generally have innate spiritual power in their bloodline, and they are indeed gaining power much faster than the Chinese cultivators in practicing.

However, because they only tap the potential of the bloodline, this also limits their development. From the Heian period, only Amber Haruaki could be called “the master of Onmyō”.

And also, because of this, the Bureau of Onmyō was able to systematically organize the skills of Onmyō as a subject and train practitioners in the simplest way, just like a modern school.

The number of low-class Onmyō practitioners (shinigami) even exceeds that of China, but in terms of high-end combat power, the China side is still better.

At this moment, at the Bureau of Onmyō headquarters in Kyoto, a man wearing a hakama was walking somberly down a wooden corridor.

The other Onmyō practitioners passing by did not dare to look at him, so they looked down and avoided this notoriously violent man in the Bureau of Onmyō.

Finally, he came to the office where Dr. Kwon was.

“Excuse me.”

The low voice and the unspeakable gloominess around his body were enough to make the other Onmyō practitioners fear for the life and safety of their boss in the office.

As soon as the man pulled open the paper door, the young man in the black and white kimono inside narrowed his fox-like eyes, holding a bat-like fan in his hand, showing a fake smile, “Oh oh, isn’t it our the Bureau of Onmyō’s trump card, Lord Minamoto Shitsune? I remember that you should have attended the Vatican’s religious conference as a representative of the Japanese Shinto religion. Why did you come here?”

“I’m afraid that if I continue to stay at the Vatican, you will have to give our national treasures to those demons and spirits one by one.”

In the face of the youth’s fake smile, Minamoto Shitsune mocked as if he was already used to it, “I heard that the losers of Ishigami Shrine even lost Mikazuki Munechika and Futsunomitama?”

“Minamoto-kun, your news has been out of date. Juuzumaru Tsunetsugu and Murakumo are also stolen, Maeda Yuk Tak Society in the recent also found traces of intruders, their goal should be the famous Grand Ceremony… facing the Emperor’s reprimand, now the Bureau has been on edge. “

“So you let people send the remaining Five Swords under Heaven, Onimaru Kunitsuna and Dojigiri Yasutsuna to that small prefecture, and also appointed those wastes to watch it?”

“Because no matter what, I can’t use Kashuu Kiyomitsu as the bait. His Majesty would have killed me.” The fox-eyed youth seemed not to hear the sarcasm in Minamoto Shitsune’s words, but instead, …

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It’s Impossible that My Evil Overlord is So Cute – Chapter 95

Chapter 95: Become a God From Today On (7)

Although they found the suspicious person last night, Keikain Haruka was not happy at all.

Any girl who wakes up in the morning and sees a bearded man cleaning up her underwear will not be happy, right?

“Listen to me, in fact, it all started with a misunderstanding …”

Xu Shenxing carefully explained while serving rice.

The low air pressure that lingered on the young lady made him a little alarmed … After all, it was really his bad, he was sleepy in the morning and thought he was in Sakura Apartment, subconsciously helping Moli pick up a change of clothes as usual.

Then he was awakened by a scream that almost broke his eardrums …

Then Haruka became what she is now.

“I’m allergic to perverts, please keep a distance of more than twenty meters from me, thanks.”

“Then won’t I have to sit on the balcony?”

Hearing Xu Shenxing say that, Haruka thought for a moment, then stood up again, took a few steps towards the balcony, and sat down again this time.

“You won’t even let me sit on the balcony?!”

Xu Shenxing shed tears of remorse.

Their breakfast was dry-roasted bamboo chuck fish, miso soup, and rice.

Although the food was not quite the same as Chinese food, for Xu Shenxing, to be able to eat white rice in the morning is already a situation to be thankful for.

Incidentally, although he is allergic to seafood, ordinary fish isn’t problematic. As for those allergens such as echinus and abalone… with his current economic conditions, in this life is estimated to be very difficult to contact…

“Want natto?” Xu Shenxing took out a small box and asked the young girl.

“…” Haruka did not answer, but just quietly ate her portion of breakfast, apparently still angry.

“The edge of your mouth is stained with rice grains.” Xu Shenxing put down the natto box and pointed to the corner of his mouth to indicate to the girl.


Haruka used her finger to stick the grain of rice into her mouth, still not talking to him.

“How does breakfast taste?” Xu Shenxing continued to ask without being discouraged.

“… Delicious.”

After a long time, the young girl only reluctantly muttered.

In the past, she either did not eat breakfast, or just bought a random rice ball in the convenience store on the road. Compared to that, today’s breakfast is indeed very delicious.

The main thing is the homely taste that is difficult to feel in a restaurant.

Since the decline of the Keikain family, she has hardly tasted this kind of taste.

Xu Shenxing revealed a happy smile.

“I, I haven’t forgiven you yet.” The young girl’s teeth itched just looking at his smiling look.

“Okay, so does our security lady want more rice?”

“…… Another bowl.”

The breakfast time at Keikain’s house (temporarily) passed peacefully like this.

Although she had a new mission, that original instruction wasn’t lifted, …

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It’s Impossible that My Evil Overlord is So Cute – Chapter 94

Chapter 94: Become a God From Today On (6)

The exhibition was at the public museum in the city.

By the time Xu Shenxing went there, it was already crowded with people.

“Is it really okay for you to come so late?” While being squeezed around in the crowd, Xu Shenxing asked Keikain Haruka beside him, “I think things are most likely to be stolen in this kind of chaos, right?”

Perhaps for ordinary people ‘large crowds’ ‘in plain sight’ means no connection with theft, but Xu Shenxing has long known after experiencing so many supernatural events firsthand, for the supernatural, common sense of ordinary people does not work.

Just Xu Shenxing himself has at least three ways to take the exhibits inside in front of everyone.

“With shikigami around, it’s okay.”

Keikain Haruka puffed out her cheeks expressionlessly and muttered in a voice that was hard to hear clearly from the crowd.

In fact, she had long planned to take advantage of the confusion to get rid of Xu Shenxing, but for some reason even if she escaped by burrowing through the crowd and using others to block Xu Shenxing’s view, after a while Xu Shenxing would be squeezed by the crowd to her side again …

After several consecutive failed attempts to escape, she gave up and was squeezed around by the crowd with Xu Shenxing.

The two of them (along with six spirit ghosts) were able to buy their tickets and successfully enter the museum after waiting in line for a while.

“By the way, you are the security guard of the exhibition, don’t you have a work permit to let us in directly?”

The people inside the museum finally looked a little less than outside. Xu Shenxing wiped the sweat off his head and asked.

“No.” The young girl replied dryly.

After all, the Bureau of Onmyō is not an organization that can be put on the stage. In the mortal world, this scale of exhibition naturally has special security companies to protect. If the Bureau of Onmyō sent a few teams, they can disguise themselves as ordinary security personnel. But Keikain Haruka is obviously underage, so she couldn’t pretend to be security personnel.

This is one of the reasons why Haruka felt that there was something fishy about this mission before.

“Ohhh, there’s actually a Kappa Kawataro’s body! Is this real?”

It didn’t take long for Xu Shenxing to start wandering around, excitedly visiting the exhibits.

“It’s a Kappa Kawataro mummy Ryuji Temple in Osaka. It’s the real thing.”

As an insider, Keikain Haruka naturally has knowledge of strange and unusual things.

But that’s precisely why she found it more and more strange.

The monks at Ryuji Temple actually allow to put this mummy on display, it is so unusual.

Not only that. In this hall alone, she recognized eight supernatural objects. In addition to the mummy and the dried mermaid corpse, there is also the Onimaru Kunitsuna that was supposed to be hidden in …

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It’s Impossible that My Evil Overlord is So Cute – Chapter 93

Chapter 93: Become a God From Today On(5)

When Xu Shenxing returned, Keikain Haruka was rightfully not at home, after all, it was still school hours at the Kanishino School.

After summoning the spirit ghost and letting it pass through the door and opening it from the inside, Xu Shenxing entered the house with ease.

Although compared to the horrible scene yesterday, after Xu Shenxing’s torment for most of the night, the house has become much better now, probably only a ‘little messy’ level, even if the windows are open, there is no need to worry about the invasion of large numbers of flies.

But this peace is only the appearance.

“The real horror, has not yet begun …”

Xu Shenxing took a deep breath, and together with those spirit ghosts looked at the sliding door that had been sealed until now.

Frosted glass isolates the world behind the sliding door, but some wriggling ominous things can be vaguely glimpsed.

The kitchen, traditionally a place of warfare during a major cleanup.

Once he was mentally prepared, he ignored those talismans on the sliding door and pulled open the forbidden door with one hand!

Instantly, as if the naked eye can see, the stench raged out of the kitchen like a flood.

The stench of rotting meat mixed with the smell of rotting fruits and vegetables, the greenish scene in the sink that had to be mosaicked to make it to the screen, and the bento boxes (most of them with half-price labels) that had long overflowed from the garbage can all speak of what a horrible place this little room was!

Even the spirit ghosts who had their noses cut off before they died, resulting in almost no sense of smell after death, subconsciously covered their noses and mouths at the sight of this miserable scene.

And facing the stench, Xu Shenxing for the first time had the illusion that his legs were shivering…

Maybe it is just a psychological effect, he always felt that the kitchen seems to be scattered with a light green fog, just like when he crossed the Starling Swamp, the green miasma that filled the death swamp.

The only difference is that the death swamp is at least inhabited by dead zephyr fishermen, wild-toothed crocodiles and a mess of creatures that are immune to the toxicity of the miasma.

But not even a living thing could be seen in this room …… Xu Shenxing even found the corpse of a cockroach in the misty black liquid in a bento box.

The cockroach, which has survived on this earth since the Devonian period, has a much longer history than the dinosaurs and is able to adapt to all kinds of harsh environments. He can’t believe it died here ……

Xu Shenxing began to feel himself some breathing difficulties – of course, but also just an illusion, from a long time ago he can survive in an oxygen-free environment.

“No! If this misty poisonous gas is emitted, …

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It’s Impossible that My Evil Overlord is So Cute – Chapter 92

PS: I forgot some terms, so if I made mistakes, please notify me.

Chapter 92: Become a God From Today On (4)

Feeling that this atmosphere was not at all the right time for her to step in, Goyo Sumire quietly left the Shirakaba shrine.

On the road, the words that she had just heard kept echoing in her head.

I didn’t expect Miyama Chihaya senpai, who seemed so “cold”, to be unexpectedly spontaneous … that was in the field, right? And there were two other students… there was Sakurakouji in, so was this a cosplay? And Xu Moli was there too, so the mand was a lolicon? Whoa, that man has so many special fetishes!

The strange knowledge learned from p**n romance novels (which she confiscated from other students) made Goyo Sumire’s face turn even redder.

“Hoo meow?!”

Because of the random thoughts in her head, Goyo Sumire completely failed to notice that she missed a step and then slipped and fell off the path with a stumble, rolled twice, and then slid down the mountain slope covered with dead branches and rotting leaves. With a miserable scream, she finally fell on a pile of dead leaves that smelled like mud.

Although she fell dizzy, she miraculously did not suffer any injuries, only her school uniform was a little dirty and her hair was a little messy.

“Ouch ouch ouch … scared the hell out of me.” Standing up from the pile of dead leaves and patting off the dead leaves on her skirt, Goyo Sumire wiped her tears from her frightened eyes while looking around and realizing that it didn’t seem far from the foot of the mountain.

“The document bag is still there, it’s great that I didn’t lose it.” The young girl picked up the bag of documents from the ground and carried it in her arms, wandering away from the pile of dead leaves, intending to go straight back to the academy through the woods.

However, without taking a few steps, she noticed a snowy white … cat not far away?

Because she didn’t have a pet, she wasn’t too familiar with cats, but that cat did look slightly strange.

Instead of a cat, it is more like an animal between cat, dog and marten, only smaller in size and not as long and thin as a marten, more on the cat side.

But the most important thing is not the look of the cat or the breed or anything, but its current state.

“Oooh wow, it’s hurt so badly, it must be taken to the veterinary hospital quickly.”

The kitten was lying in a patch of grass. Its snow-white fur was mostly stained with dark red blood, and even the dripping blood could be seen on the grass beneath it, and because the blood had crusted over, the fur had turned into locks. Plus there was a huge wound from the chest to the abdomen, it looked very miserable.

Goyo Sumire thought about it …

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It’s Impossible that My Evil Overlord is So Cute – Chapter 91

PS: I’m back. I wonder if this novel still stays on any of your bookshelves.

Chapter 91: Become a God From Today On (3)

“Ugh …”

Himesaki Mizuki was very melancholy.

The reason for this was naturally from yesterday’s kidnapping case.

The young girl had expected her father to be unconcerned about the matter. If it were usual, Himesaki Mizuki would have been depressed for a while, but today she unexpectedly found that she was not as concerned about her father’s opinion as before.

Instead, she was concerned about the person who had saved her life.

Yesterday, the address he asked for was definitely the Kanishino School, but after arriving at the school, she checked the list of the school’s security guards – because she didn’t know the names, she mainly looked at the photos, but still couldn’t find the one who saved her life.

The young man seemed to have disappeared into thin air and never appeared in front of her again.

This naturally makes the girl, who experienced the feelings of love for the first time in her life, had a very complicated feeling.

As a result, the negotiation she went to the US yesterday failed…

“Himesaki Sister-sama, are you not feeling well?”

Just as Himesaki Mizuki was drowning in the self-pity of not being able to find her prince, a young girl’s voice made her jolt back to her senses.

She looked in the direction where the voice came from and found Goyo Sumire, who was clutching a kraft paper bag in her hand, looking at herself with concern.

Himesaki Mizuki knew a little bit about this cute schoolgirl’s mind, but now she was also confused about her future, so naturally, she couldn’t give any promises.

“Good afternoon, Goyo.”

So she showed her usual gentle smile and said softly to Goyo Sumire, “I’m just a little tired from working.”

“Really? Do you want me to go talk to the health teacher so you can go there and take a nap?”

The look on Goyo Sumire’s face became even more uneasy, and even the slightly babyish voice took on a bit of worry.

“It’s okay, I’ll just rest in the student council room.”

Himesaki Mizuki couldn’t say anything else to her, who was so concerned about her, and could only respond with a bitter smile, “And Goyo, you’re the student president, so you have a lot of things to do, right? Don’t continue to waste time with me, go to work.”

“How can it be a waste of time!”

Goyo Sumire’s reaction was unexpectedly loud, “Spending my whole life on Himesaki Sister-sama is not a waste! No, it’s more like that’s what I’m going to do!”

“Well, Goyo, I’m touched by your feelings, but it’s not good to delay the work of the student council because of it.” After all, Goyo Sumire and Himesaki Mizuki have been getting along for some time, and it’s not the first time she’s experienced such a straight ball, so Himesaki Mizuki gradually …

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